Cockroaches can change directions 25 times in one second, making them a)the most nimble of insects and b)explaining why you can’t ever hit them suckers.
Grave Alarms were the vogue in the 1800s because some folks were actually buried alive and the others were concerned that it might happen to them. Usually, a bell with a rope fed through tubes down to the casket with the end placed in the hand of the deceased.
OMAHA (UPI) — A Nebraska lawmaker says he may appeal after an Omaha judge tossed his suit against God because there was no evidence the defendant had been served papers.
Douglas County District Judge Marlon Polk said another factor in his decision to throw out the lawsuit, which was brought by state Sen. Ernie Chambers, I-Omaha, was the fact "there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant," the Omaha World-Herald reported Wednesday.
Chambers’ suit, which was filed in September 2007, had sought a permanent injunction preventing the almighty from bringing about earthquakes, tornadoes and other acts of natural violence.
The lawmaker said he may appeal Polk’s decision.
"It is a thoughtful, well-written opinion," Chambers said of Polk’s ruling. "However, like any prudent litigator, I want to study it in detail before I determine what my next course of action will be."
Chambers, a 28-year veteran of the state Legislature, said his suit was designed as a reaction to colleagues who sought to prevent "frivolous" lawsuits.
"Nobody should stand at the courthouse door to predetermine who has access to the courts," he said. "My point is that anyone can sue anyone else, even God."
Copyright 2008 by United Press International
EDIT: I’d be concerned about that rep in Nebraska more than just a little.
